(Perry,
OH) The Cody Bunkelman Shirt Changing Challenge, Water Bombs, Shrink Rays, and Nightcaps...the secret jokes of the RFP. We will laugh, you will stare, and only the privledged few will truly understand or appreciate our humor.
(Perry,
OH) We pondered, we considered, we debated, and we decided. Best smile or Most Likely to Work at McDonalds? Biggest Disappointment to Most Improved? Check out what we say.
About Avery
Arnold 2004: Attended as many home games as possible in 2004. Served
occasionally as batboy, consenting to the duty only when needed or when
Matt didn't show up on time... Temporary Smartie throwing record holder
with 5 good shots in 1 1/2 packs. Successfully built gummy bear swing
capable of holding 6 bears... Named to the 2004 All-American Drop-Kicking
Gumballs onto Batting Cages Roof team where his success ratio in 3 days of
competition was 4 in 3,248 attempts. Unsuccessful in 762 requests to get
Bo to throw him a baseball - pulled away from the railing by Leslie
following 98% of those incidents...2004 Pro Turtle of the Year
2003: Named Amateur Smartie Thrower of the year by the
Candy Association of America...also awarded that honor in 1999.
...Started drop-kicking gum in Independent League competition
in Paraguay, named to 2003 Futures Team...Began in Rookie Turtle League
following a 812th round pick in the January 2003 Turtle draft.
College: Did Not Attend (yet)
High School: Did Not Attend (yet)
Personal: Born Avery "Don't Say My
Middle Name" Arnold to parents Tony and Sarah
Arnold... Two siblings, Devin and Caroline...
Enjoys poking people, taking all of Leslie's gum,
drop-kicking gumballs, throwing Smarties (even
though Les-Face beat his record), retrieving
gummy bears from the clubhouse, trying to jump
the fence when Leslie's not looking, bugging
Crash and Bash, taking a few swings at A-Face
(with a wiffleball bat), and
occasionally doing something "responsible" like
serving as Batboy.
Residence:
McKinney, Texas Birthdate:
04/24/95 Last Year Team: Lake County
POS
RHP
HT
4'5"
WT
65
Throws
R
Bats
R
UPCOMING GAMES
Sometime in 2006
NEXT GAME
April 2006
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